He will rock you!

Do I even need to say anything? First, I want to warn anyone who hasn't seen this sorry excuse for a movie. It sucks. Big time.

Do we really need an extended cut of this crap? Really, in case it's original running length didn't quite give you enough time to cut completely through all the connective tissue in your wrists as you slit them, now you'll be able to saw your hands off completely!

Maybe that's why the cover is red. Or maybe it's a warning, like a bright, poisonous butterfly. One release was bad enough. But I guess this one is OK, because "He will rock you!" Look out!